THE DANCING, THE WAVING, THE SLITHERING & THE BELITTLING

Being something of a very educated man in the world of amphibians but admittedly with my finger of the proverbial pulse in recent times I got a bit confused at this report.

Dancing frogs is what the BBC report calls these things but when I resting about this seemingly unusual dancing behavior it started to become somewhat ... familiar!

Although the frogs in the picture look different to the family of frogs I think they are related to they look more like something related to another, Epipidobates of South America which are plain cousins to the Poison Arrow Frogs, or Poison Frogs, of the Dendrobates groups, many renamed now, of South America?

The odd thing is the behavior they refer to as 'dancing' I think is nothing of the kind, until I have looked into it further. I believe these are types of Semaphore Frogs and the genus I am familiar with are Staurois. These wave they legs about while arising their toes to reveal a turquoise blue webbing because they bred near noisy waterfalls. So body in fact that it renders any vocalization completely useless and therefore they evolved, or learned, to use the blue webbing to advertise themselves. Hence the name Semaphore Frog and the same name as those guys that work on an aircraft carrier signaling to pilots on manoeuvering their jet fighter?

These little guys of the Staurois genus ate in a short list of amphibians that ate fascinating top me but never had the privilege of seeing them, let alone breeding them!

Still whatever the case let's hope they have the initiative, not just the titles, to save the frogs?

Which reminds me if a little report recently in a bespatter regarding Aesculapian Snakes in Camden. 

Bloody late yet Anson they state that this is a new colony just appeared of 60 snakes?!

First off ... err NO!! This coming I have been hearing about for bloody years! Secondly do not be stupid enough to write how many there are?! Jesus!

Thirdly, and this is the one I like the most, locals (or likely naive old ladies with dogs the size of rats that make a lot of noise while trembling in a sift breeze) want them exterminated?! Worse still is that there is a decision to be made on this letter in the year?!

Oh my bloody God!!

Oops and here is the big problem, make your fecking minds up about governing alien species in this country because not long ago I was surprised to hear that Ring Necked Parakeets ate now listed as a British species due to the amount of time they have been here?!

First of all this is stupid! No they should not be wiped out like some believe but they are not and never will be a British Bird because they never arrived here naturally!

Despite the Aesculapian Snakes being non-native these should not, I repeat NOT be exterminated!

Now let me clear something up right now? I have been feed up with the decisions many idiots have made over the years and believe me I have meet at least one of them and brain of Britain they certainly are not! There ate all these fines for very silly and nonsensical acts regarding the raster British amphibians and reptiles, asking with many other animals. You cannot sit their handing out preposterous fines for simply 'disturbing' animals with one hand while using the other to wipe out an entire colony!

It's complete hypocrisy!

Also it is very, very difficult to decide what I'd native and what is not because our records simply do not go back far enough. Bird watchers refer to alien species as plastic. An odd choice of word considering that many other things could be 'plastic' and they just do not know?!

Half the fish species or more could be alien because it is very common for fish eggs, and even amphibian eggs, to be carried upon the feet of birds!

This is no different to the man who inadvertently introduced Midwife Toads, Alytes obstetricans, to Bedford around 1882 when some males carrying eggs, yes they are called that for a reason, came in with a load of Asparagus from France.

We are part of the animal kingdom are we not?

However this seems to go out of the window as do the rules when the authorities decide whether or not they want to play God or flex their muscles when others show a keen interest in things. I will never get over then stating on the program coast about how you bed a license to hold a Natterjack Toad?! I literally burst out laughing and was tempted to email in and ask if an average person would die from doing so or if the toads explode if not held correctly?!

Lmao!

New 'dancing frogs' found in India http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-27330603

A BARRAGE OF BIG BASTARDOS

One BIG ASS TENCH

One BIG ASS GOLDFISH ... A AB CD GOLDFISH?!

This is a bit of an odd one as this looked like a Goldfish but was huge! But then again I have seen more than my fair share of fish that get a lot bigger than what it states in the books! Some beating them by a bloody couple of feet too! Those happened to be three foot long Clown Loach (Botia maculata) which were quite deliberately kept quiet about, including the speies, until I walked in and said "Oh yeah, where is this tank of fish I am supposed to look at?!" Whereby the shop owner I was just meeting for the first time simply pointed up at a 45 degree angle to the other end of the room. "FUCK ME!!! Err SORRY??" was all that came out of my mouth to a cacophony of cackling laughs.

Teaching me then and there that absolutely nobody knows it all!

Then a set of all same Carp!! Well that made a change for those 30 minutes!! LOL! Tes its that time of year again where I am itching to get out there and among the nature and I am particularly fired up to do so! Unfortunately the brain is not getting that message through to my body!! Lol!

THE JACKDAW of CONFUSION

I got a surprise when I spotted this near my home and at first it looked so light I thought it was a Hooded Crow?!

I had not seen one of those since I was in Italy some years ago and my brain was confused because it should not have been there! But after looking at the video again I realised it was a Jackdaw! Buggering fool!

Still not used to seeing these and cannot remeber the last time I saw one ... couple of pictures and then a video ...

The video of the Jackdaw of confusion ...

THE FIRST FINCH FILMED

A hen Chaffinch I managed to get when I went out on a wildlife hunt.

Oddly I have been out a few times in horrible muggy heat and yet the leaves are still to appear!

I cannot decribe how weird that appears to me, I was sweating and had only a t-shirt on and yet I was looking at bare trees as if it was still mid winter!! At the time as this was over a week ago now. This was in an earlier spell of warm weather....ooooh no I am getting this wrong I am thinking about when I was at Lea Valley Park but there was nothing about!

This was the day before yesterday! Yes I was in Forty Hall and a nasty bailiff had left a notice for me despite them bing told I not only do not owe money, but not supposed to pay the money anyway and also they have broken the law by coming to me! Yes that was the day and I am not getting into that about Bailiffs here and it is covered in much detail on my corruption blog

asaintcalledallnights.blogspot.com

It is over Council Tax and they have been sent by the Council but despite my Doctor telling me I know more about my condition than he does and that I am teaching him everyone else thinks that not having that pieve of paper from him that they can then totally disregard the law. Infortunately for them I have trapped them which is shown on that blog and they will clearly be shown to be totally ignoring the facts because of a piece of paper! Except on my corruption blog you will see a piece of paper that states that I have an upcoming appointment with Guy's Hospital who are the leaders in the UK for my condition of Fibromyalgia which causes loads of pains around the body that are not actually there, yeah I know mad, right?! It screws up the signals in the nervous system all over the place and causes some really horrible things! I have 120 symptoms and all down to this one condition though they told me for 13 years it was not possible! Oh and I diagnosed it! They knew for sometime what I had and kept it from me I just do not know how long. They definately knew for over 6 months and I think it has been several years! So much so that the Parliamentary Health Services Ombudsman have asked me how much money I want? lol!

Personally I am annoyed the PHSO asked me that! I certainly was not expecting it.

Amy how that is for another place but it has the potential to disrupt the many blogs I have been working very hard on! So a little warning things might go a bit dead for awhile, lol.

That hen Chaffinch...

EARLY SPRING PEACOCK AND COMMA BUTTERFLIES

Some mid March videos of the first Commas and Peacocks. Also seen Small Tortoiseshells but unable to get a video for both pairs I have seen thus far.

APOLOGIES OF THE PAUSING

Sorry for the gaps from time to time. I have had a battle with both my health and the NHS for over twelve years now. My health driving me nuts and the NHS constantly refusing to admit that I have one and telling me repeatedly that there is no such condition that matches my symptoms.

Now due to the fact that Doctors and Hospitals all like to deal with one thing at a time, oddly the same as the government and the DWP so your getting knowingly screwed, this has caused me considerable grief, pain, problems financially as well as he fact that dozens of realtionships broke down over the years.

Indeed it may be surprised to know that everything I state that I have achieved both on this blog and my others, the one on corruption will hurt your eyes that is for sure, I achoieved while suffering from this condition, including my degree!

I wrongly self diagnosed myself with something called Charcot Marie Tooth Syndrome and not only was this entertained by thge NHS, as they sent me for tests that were nagative and basically said 'oh well there is nothing else out there it can be' I then ran across the correct condition. AT the same time I was prescribed two drugs consecutively that in over 15 years were the first drugs to ever work on any of my pains. They were not non-steroidal ab=nti-inflammatories either and were Gabapentin and Amitriptyline. After a failed effor to say I was mad I was then kicked off my last GP surgery for insinating violent conduct. Bullshit basically and am now on my fourth GP with the same catchment area.

For the first time ever since I have liobved in this area my NEW and FOURTH GP offered an aover forties halth test to which I agreed. Just as well becuase I not only failed everything miserbale but they discovered an infection and a possible peoblem with my kidneys. I have had to have further blood tests amd now have to have an ultrasound on my kidneys in a few weeks, wonder if they will lie about this ultrasound like they did the last one?!

There is also an official complaint and as I had the excuse and have a blog about corruption in the UK government and public offices I approached the GMC expecting them to nothing, which is what I had hoped as it goes along with everything else I say about the UK. They did better than this and helped the GP kick off the register by showing him a letter saying that he was so rude, arrogant and lying to my face I wanted to break his jaw and likely will so if I was put through that again. Bein responsible I was not planning to return to such an imcompatent and arrogant twat who was really merely just a nobody dickhead, lol.

Ss as well as all this I have had to find a new GP, and then I was frefused my repeat prescriptions, which have all been wrong and screwing up my kidneys for years it seems now, to which it was hinted at bh NHS England that I would get my pills if I dropped my official complaint.

I said NO of course and unlucky for them I had already charged into the surgery and obtained the prescription, lol. I did wonder why they seem to have difficulty finding it and were holding back to giving it to me? I think they held the NHS to ransom because whatever my problem is they do not deem it their fault.

But it was and it is, though the NHS headquerters are much more to blame too. But to understand how that all works and how I provied it you would have to read my asaintcalledallnights.blogspot.com blog. It is all there too just so no one can get into any doubts or post any comments on there, despite one air-head doing that, lol. Hours of recorded audio of Doctors lying, most I prove by other means and one Doctor at Chase Farm Hospital being pulled to acount by me and admitting it on a recording. So arrogant and confident that he did not send the amended letter to my GP and sent the first one with lies?!

There are a great many Doctors and specialists with heads of departments that I have on tape and documents for and it is bo no means all, not even half of it, not even close. I have Police and Detectives doing the exact same thing along with Local Government and almost all Ombudsman.

Due to all this and the very recent fiascoes with people with public offices I have been a little rushed around. I also have held back from admitting for years that I am forgetful as many Doctors just roll their eyes at you and you just end up wanting to punch their over arrogant faces that suffer with deluisions of grandeur. This is because when you tryo to explain their errors and that tiy are just as intellgigent than they are they just shut you off mid sentence, which is of course RUDE. So they have brought much of this on themselves both what I have done and what I will do throught 2014.

As for this condition that causes me in the region of 110 symptoms, give or take 10, that I have Doctors repeatedly stating on tape does not exist?!

Oh well that would ne FIBROMYALGIA and for those that know me or used to know me it causes all my problems in all four limbs, feet, knees, shoulder and back/neck and is also behiond my skin conditions, night blindness and also even my heartburn. Which means I have only ever had ONE corrupt diagnosis off the NHS in 26 years and have been given the wrong pills all this time which is why the new GP looks concerned!

Oh yes and it causes short term memory problems too! Oh yes and it causes short term memory problems too?! Sorry...I just could not resist that one. But it does though so every GP I wanted to punch for roling theor eyes was in the wrong and I habe now proved myself correct as I stated all along for over 13 years.

Hemce all this has had a negative effect on anything I tried to start, c reate for myself or startung any careers. Just so that you know that when I disappear for a bit there is normally some good reason behind it.  I apologise fore my absences nevertheless.

Rest assured though that this condition that they have repeatedly told me does not exist does do and I have now found it. I also found that there is a large department for it at one of the most famous hospitals in the country, being Guy's Hospital, fancy that?

You may now be wondering the same things I have been asking myself since I found out...how the hell can so many GPs, Orthopaedics, Podiatrists, Rheumatologists, Physiotherapists, Head of Departments, Nurses, Back Specialists and Pain Consultants all not know about Fibromyalgia and what is catered for at Guy's Hospital?! HOW?!?!

Well they all do have one thing in common...

...they are ALL NHS and as I long stated on my corruption blog, the NHS is corrupt and has been lying to patients for bloody years.

By the way do not try to defend them if you was diagnosed with a condition that they cannot possibly state does not exist. Becuase that simply is not fair in all honesty. I cannot say that my living room is painted black because people will see when they come around that it is painted white.

But rest assured if you feel that you are being messed about then you are and I am living proof, as is all my proof, as to how and why they are doing it.

I am on the verge now of being referred to Guy's Hospital...so bloody well hopefully this blog and all my other blogs can resume to normal speed and if the NHS, the DWP and Enfield COuncil do as they are fecking saupposed to do the amount of work I will put into these blogs will grow expomnnentially, of that I assure you.

DUCK TRIPS INTO A DUEL